Hey its ya boy Mike in Orange County, CA and I am powerful because of rice


Justin Timberlake mistakenly finds himself at a furry convention

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I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

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If I could make a living off of people paying me to watch me shower I’d be so down I never want to leave the shower

like his status if you would pay to watch kyle shower

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Is the thirst mutual or nah?

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Anonymous: So I hear you like a woman's period... kinky mike kinky

it’s past 12 midnight I don’t need this but who I do need is a woman well over the legal age to kiss

Anonymous: so you like slightly chubby pakistani girls?

I like women period.


everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

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Anonymous: I just got my drivers permit so... where are you now?

Sorry 21+ only. teenage fetuses need to leave next

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